Friday, September 9, 2011

VAMPARDS SEASON 1

EPISODE 1

“13 year old tamanna gets in a massive freak when her mom and dad are killed and her brother rohan is kidnapped by a vampire and a wizard for what reason we don't know "

Tamanna - why??? aakir kyun wo log, wo log unhone aisa kyun why !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ????????????

limanda - tam's calm down buddie please woh log aisa kyun karte hai nobody knows 3 saal pehle unhone ne mere sath bhi tou but mein tou (ahhhhhhh) !!!!!!!!!!!

Tamanna - not anymore no more of this abb yeh sab stop karna hoga !!!!!!!!!!

limanda - but kaise tammy !!!!!!!!!!!

tamanna - i'am sailing out to the end of all of this kab hoga kaise hoga nahi pata but hoga mein karoogi and i knw this

limanda - and me

tamanna - not you lim's yaha sabka khyal rakhana

limanda - but koi vampire ya wizard mujhko utha ke le gaya tou

tamanna - aaj tak koi bhi vampire ya wizard ladki ko leke nahi gaya hai yahi par raho take care of all

limanda - fine tamanna

(then tamanna packs up a bag pack and say a bit goodbye to limanda her best friend )

tamanna - bye limanda take care of all and........... ( hugs and say ) i'll miss you

limanda - bye

( scene 2 )

(then the journey kicks of with tamanna entering a jungle and then ahhhhhhhh )

tamanna - hey watch it pagal ho kya ?

( a boy enters the scene )

Boy - hey u watch ok vaise bhi iss magical forest mein ek insaan ka kya kaam hai ?

tamanna - ok ok vaise ek baat batao tumko kaise pata mein kya huu ?

boy : kya ?

tamanna - wahi

boy - wht ?

tamanna - kya ?

boy - vo ?

tamanna - ok stop seedhe seedhe bolti huu tumhe kaise pata ki mein aik insaan huu !!!!!

boy - i'am a vampire ???????

tamanna - wht ????????? hato yaha sai tum mujhe kha jaoge

boy - point 1. yaha mein rehta huu mein nahi hatuuga

point 2 . mein ek 13 year old vampire hamme kissi ko katne ki permission nahi hai and

point 3. mujhe tumhe katne mein koi bhi interest nahi hai and now goodbye

(he starts walking)

tamanna - hey wait why ???????

boy - not interested !!!!!!

tamanna - hey naam tou batate jao ????????????

boy - SAMEER !!!!!!!!!!!

tamanna- naam ke sath agar baate acche karlete tou accha hota !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uhhhhhhhh idiot.

( a thunder and see what - a vampire he wants to eat tamanna )

(he then starts attacking tamanna )

tamanna - arrey bacchi samajh ke tou thoda taras khao !!!!!!!!!!

vampire- mujhe taras nahi tumhe khana hai !!!!!!!!!!!!!

tamanna - galti sai apni silver pendant uske hath pein maarti hai ( thaddddd )

( vampire gir ke jor sai chilane laga ahhhhhh tamanna mauka dekh ke bhag jati hai )

vampire - eh ladki idhar aa ahhhhh ahhhhhhh uuuuuuuiiiiiiii maaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!

tamanna - oh thank u god uss khiske hue vampire sai bacha liya pata nahi lagta hai iss jungle mein satke hue log hi rehte pehle vo pagal ladka aur abb yeh khiska hua vampire oh boy oh boy !!!!!!!!!!!!

(walking in the dark tamanna thinks )

tamanna - just think vo vampire gir gaya jaise hi meri chain uske hath mein gira he was down and chain...........ummmmmmmmmmmmmm......ummmmmmmmmmmm yeah chain silver ki thi i guess silver is not worth it with vampires good i think abb mujhe chahiye bahut kuch silvery silvery in bag ok great !!!!!!!!!!

( tamanna front of a shop finally )

tamanna - I DON'T KNOW KI AAGE KYA HOGA . KYUN HOGA BUT JO BHI HO CHAHE ISME MERI JAAN HI KYUN NA CHALI JAYE BUT ROHAN I'AM GONNA GET YOU AT ANY COST BHAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EPISODE 2

“Tamanna now enters the shop called catene she enters the shop and buys a long silver chain and then when she gets out of the store”

tamanna - pure khiske aur pagal log bhare inn janglo mein jabb dekho tou takrate rehte hai

sameer - meri hi kismat kharab hai jab bhi tum sai milta huu tou takra hi jata huu

tamanna - aree nahi kiska chera dekh liya !!!!!!!!! tum ruko jara abhi batati hu uh uh uhu uh

( tamanna starts attacking sameer with the silver chain )

sameer - yeh kya utpatang harkate kar rahi ho

tamanna - bevkoof ladke khudh ek vampire ho aur itna bhi nahi pata ki silver marne pein tumhe marna chahiye

sameer - oh god haan mein vampire huu means tha

tamanna - ahhh tha matlab

sameer - vo ............tumhe batana jaroori nahi samajhta

tamanna - aree yaar tereko problem kya hai kuch batana nahi chahte dikhana nahi chahte aakhi chahte tou chahte kya ho

sameer - tumhari shakal vapas naa dekhna

tamanna - hahah...funny joke mujhe bhi tumhari sakal dekhne mein koi interest nahi hai...........( sameer starts going from there ) wo arey ruko

sameer - not interested !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tamanna - pura khiska hua hai !!!!!!!! chalo chodo !!!!

( tammana walks in the woods and she saws a man playing flute )

tamanna - hey

man - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ( flute tune )

tamanna - hello

man - hmmmmmmmmm

tamanna - oh hello budhe baba apna gana band karo listen to me dude

man - doodh yaha doodh nahi milta yaha tou sirf sangeet ke sur , taal , ley aur prakash say nikle swarn sabd milte hai

tamanna - hai...... chalo chodo kya aapne do aadmio ko dekha hai jinme sai aik ne villain jaisa kala coat aur dusre ne sadiyon purane wizard ki costume pehni hai .

man - nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!! vo bahut khatarnak hai

tamanna - jaanti hu wait a minute iska matlab tumne dekha hai

man - ha par

tamanna - arrey bata bhi do na

man - ha thikh hai

tamanna - hmmmmmmmm

man - vo dono......... tumhe yaha sai do din door ek town milega - crepuscolo city aur vahi sai raasta tay karte karte tum unke sehar yani ki vampards mein pahuchogi

tamanna - vampards

man - ha vampards uss shehar mein wizards aur vampires rehte hai vaise insaan bhi jaa sakte hai par sirf wizards ke area mein varna vampires u knw............

tamanna - i knw but just tell waha tak pahucne ke liye mujhe kya karna hoga

man - crepuscolo city mein tumhe tumhe aik budhi lady ki madad karni hogi aur fir wo tumhe aage ka raasta batayegi

tamanna - thanks and now we will see vampards

(between the jungle )

tamanna - kissi ko kya see karu kudh hi kho gayi huu oh god (put her hands on her head ki tabhi ) (brrrrrrrrr)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sameer - tumhari takleef kya hai baar baar mere samne kyun aa jati ho

tamanna - mein .........tum kyun aa jate ho

sameer - kyunki

tamanna - haha pata hai yeh tumhara ghar and blah blah blah

sameer - hey ek min ek inssaan iss jungle mein kyun ghum raha hai marne sai darr nahi lagta

tamanna - vo actually hey wait a sec.............. NOT INTERESTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(then tamanna starts walking off there, sameer runs towards her )

sameer - hey wo mera dialogue hai

tamanna - pagal ladke tum mera piccha kar rahe ho

sameer - nahi

tamanna - tou mere sath kyun chal rahe ho

sameer - tum jaa kaha rahi ho

tamanna - vampards

sameer - wht wo jagah tumhare jaane layak nahi hai

tamanna - but mujhe tou jaana hai aur mujhe kaun rokega

sameer - mein

tamanna - tum bandar ki sakal wale ladke mujhe rokoge

sameer - meri sakal bandar jaisi nahi hai

tamanna - pata hai

sameer - tou aisa kyun kaha

tamanna - monkey mask jo pehna hai

sameer - wht ( apna face chuta hai and he found a monkey mask ) hey hey yeh kisne pehnaya yeh samne aao samne hey...........(tamanna aage chali jaati hai ) hey hey stop !!!!!!!!!

( tamanna finally reaches the town enterance and there )

tamanna - so finally i'am here par abb..........

sameer - hey kya vampards jana tumhare liye bahut important hai

tamanna - jaan say bhi jyaada

sameer - mein tumhare sath jaana chahta huu

tamanna - u wanna

sameer - ha ( in mind jiss jagah ko bahut salo pehle chod diya abb vahi pein ja kar apni galtiya sudharna chahta huu )

Tamanna - fine agar tum chaho tou chal sakte ho

Tamanna and sameer - (*****smiles*****)

tamanna - partners

Sameer – partners

Sameer and tamanna - DEAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

END OF EPISODE 2

Episode 3

“Sameer and tamanna have reached the town already and now they are finding the old womans house"

Sameer - oho hum kiska ghar dhoodh rahe hai !!!!!!!

Tamanna - bola tha na we're finding the old woman's house

Sameer - ha but bina kissi pehchaan ke

Tamanna - ha dude think uss aadmi ne kaha tha na ki uss woman ko hamari madad chahiye hogi tou yaha jiske bhi madad chahiye hogi vahi hogi

Sameer - kissi ko bhi

Tamanna - old woman !!!!!!

Sameer - ok so wo kaisi rahegi

Tamanna - ha old bhi hai sayad wahi hogi

Sameer - chalo dekhte hai

(They head towards the old woman )

Old woman - mujhe pata tha koi na koi tou jaroor aayega (sameer and tamanna gets surprised )

Old woman - ok tou tumlog

Tamanna - tell

Old woman - meri

Tamanna - hmmmmm

Old woman - meri pith khuja do

Sameer and tamanna - both - what

Old woman - ha

Tamanna - ok

(The do the given task and then)

Old woman - good girl

Tamanna - abb batao aage kya karna hai

Old woman - aree tumhe kya lagta hai vampards tak jane ka raasta mein tumhe aise stupid kaam karne sai baata dungi

Tamanna - tou aap tarika.........

Old woman - vo tou mein tumhe tabhi bataugi jab tum......

Tamanna - jab mein wht

Old woman - chodo tum nahi kar paungi

Tamanna - karungi just give me a chance

Old woman - fine yaha sai 2 ghante ki doori par bulmaca naam ka jungle hai vaha par sai tumhe feliz naam ke plant laane hoge

Tamanna - par mein unhe pehchanugi kaise

Old woman - unke sir par ek red colour ka flower hoga just like wo hass raha ho

Tamanna - fine chalo sam hum layenge uss flower ko

Old woman - dekhte hai vo jungle ek bhool bhulaiya sai kam nahi hai

Tamanna - hehe i like puzzles

(Sameer and tamanna start walking frm there and the go on there way)

Sameer - ek baat tou batao tum vampards jaana hi kyun chahti ho

Tamanna - tht's a big long and sad story

Sameer - and i wanna listen

Tamanna - wo actually aaj sai kuch dino pehle vo vampire and wizards killed my mom and dad and kidnapped my brother mein apne bhai aur jake ki talaash mein huu

Sameer- Jake???

Tamanna - limanda meri best friend ka bhai unhone ne usse bhi kidnap kar liya tha

Sameer - I’m sorry

Tamanna - u should not tumhari kya galti

Sameer - hmmmmmmm

(Tamanna and sameer reach near a food shop )

Sameer - want something to eat

Tamanna - fine chalo

Sameer buys some food for them........ They head towards the jungle

(They were heading towards the jungle ki tabhi the vampire who attacked tamanna attacked tamanna appears)

Tamanna - shouts * ahhhhhhh bekar vampire tum yaha kya kar rahe ho

Vampire - hehehe daro mat mein tumhara khuun nahi piyunga dude

Sameer - tumne iska khoon pine ki koshish ki

Vampire - ha par uske baad mein.............

Sameer - i knw tumhe ek wizard bana diya gaya

Ex - vampire - ha rite!!!!!!!!!!

Tamanna - hahaha without powere wala vampire hehehe

Sameer - mein bhi ussi category mein aata huu

Tamanna - sorry hey vaise yaad aaya tumhari powers gayi kaise

Sameer - vo mene tumhe bata diya mein ek vampire huu tht's why

Tamanna - oh sad !!!!!!!!

Sameer - huu huu

Ex - vampire - koi mujhpe dhyaan dega

Tamanna - haan tum bolo

Ex - vampire - first a fall my name is zeek (based on zee) aur meri vampire powers isliye gayi kyunki mene tumhe khane ki koshish ki aur wizards ko jungle mein ghumna padta hai ahahaha

Tamanna - if u wanna then tum hamara group join kar sakte ho kyun sameer

Sameer - ok ha ha mujhe kya prblm hogi !!!!!!!!!!!!

Leaving zeek in a confused situation....


Episode 4

zeek - hmmmmmmmmmmm

tammana - arey kitna sochoge bako

zeek - arey mein soch chuka huu ki mein tumhare sath chalungamein tou abhi french fries ke baare mein soch raha tha

*tamanna and sameer fall in anime style

now they finally reach bulmaca and heads towards a strange sound

*suddenly we can see gang running and a vampire attacking and suddenly the wizhuman trio coming and attacking tht vampire

sameer - destroy !!!

zeek - i'm low in magic i'll rest

the gang make a funny face seeing at zeek

tamanna - *gets with her long silver chain and hits the vampire

* an injured vampire say - mera khaana ahhhhhhh @!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@

the face off between the gang and the trio

zeek- * funnyly pretend as chewing gum

tamana - aie chirkut ( pointing at zeek ) kya kar raha hai \

zeek - arey tam tum mujhe aisa kaise bol sakti ho

tamanna - hehe lolz just for fun by the way mujhe laga ki iss pure jungle mein akeli mein hi insaan huu lekin tum log kaun ho

the trio shocked - and confused - they all tell each others names

tamana- hey i'am tamanna

sameer - sameer

zeek - hey i'am zeek

Episode 5

"the episodes starts off with the trio walking in the woods and talking and heading towards the feliz plant "

sameer - i guess that are the plants`

zeek - kaunse plants i can't see them

tamanna - idiot wo plants nahi tou kya motorcycles hai

sameer - we have to get them

zeek - par vaha tou bahut saare cactus hai

tamanna- don't worry zeek hum yaha kato ke raaste pein hi chalne aaye hai

sameer - what ???

tamanna - oh leave it dodo

scene -2

they go near the plants and sam got an cactus dunk in him

tamanna - oho u idiot yeh kya kiya i guess these cactus are magical they are absorbing your blood

sameer - ya sure they are vampire cactuses if once they catch you ownself can't get out of it

zeek - oh go noooooooooooo

tamanna - what ????????

zeek - c the floweres

tamanna - why they are dancing man !!!!!!!!!

scene - 3

* with a badly hurt sam they finally reach the town

old woman - isko kya hua

tamanna - killer vampire cactus ne

old woman - okok samajh gayi yeh thoda lo aur sam ko laga do

tamanna - oh god smelly shocks !!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhh

sameer - ahhhhhhhhhhh youuuuuuuuu

tamanna - marne ki kagar pein hai par akad nahi gayi

scene - 4

sam is ok now *

tamanna - so the way to vampards

old woman - aadha bataugi

tamanna - arey kyun

old woman - aadhi dava isse thikh karte karte nikal gayi

tamanna - ok ok batao tou kam se kam

old woman - voh u have to go back to bulmaca there u will have to find a totally rainbow tree and solve the puzzle and u will get the next direction the next step !!!!!!!!!!

*ends up with tamanna face in a eyes open and looking serious expression